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i was not ready for the last one
the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy
I forgot this shit was in the movie.
She’s got to take some time away from Baker Street. She can go and stay with her sister. Doctor’s orders.
texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
Hello there! You no doubt have stumbled upon my popular post here (how many of those do you have? oh right, I’ll never know because you had to hide your rudeness with an anon!) I just figured I should let you know that you should know the whole story before you judge things! My mother’s iPad is in a very protective case and fell on carpet from not very far up, and was in minimal danger of being damaged! In fact, it was not damaged at all and is still functioning perfectly! To make it better, the pizza did not fall on the floor and was still edible and did not stain the carpet! How incredibly fortunate! If you didn’t judge so fast and maybe inquired about the iPad politely, you would have less hate in your soul and we may have sprung a pleasant relationship! If I were to judge you like you judge me, then I would judge you on your improper grammar! I would assume you don’t know how to properly write English and must either be too young to properly write or just stupid! But you could have another native tongue or another reason! But since I’m judging like you, I must ignore that and assume that a person over 13 years old must know which form of “your” to use and what letters should be capitalized! So you must be stupid! It’s not nice being called stupid, nor any of the ugly things you called me, so maybe you will think next time before being rude!
I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.
This post makes me want a duck.
i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with
things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus
miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry
if you just talked to each other but no
just expressing my anger
you forgot the most important one of all